Typical LeBeouf, always benefiting from the hard work of others. This runs in the family. His French footballing cousin, Frank LeBeouf, insists he is a World Cup Winner on a par with Zidane, when in reality he only came on as a substitute.

I eventually read the third one and it essentially reads like a report. There's a bit of dialogue interspersed with some incredibly dry articles and exposition about the fictional history of Sweden's intelligence services. Basically, it's dreadful.

This is a well-trodden path for ex-cricketers. Gatting, Gooch, Warne. He's in good company.

"Seems like I completely misunderstood this whole Movember thing."

Is that a sequel to his all-carb diet book: A Song of Rice and Flour?

You want comparisons? Well, he was my second favourite Nelson M.

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I actually think this film will be taking a very serious look at the socioeconomic impact that cheap transport, cheap Asian labour and cheap credit has had on traditional domestic cobblers.

In the Star Wars universe is there every any explanation as to who manufactures the droids? Are they made by corporations? What sort of profit margins do they make? What's the return on equity?

Rupert Murdoch sells show to self.

Tax dodge!

Bryan Moore:
As a high-school English teacher… I love watching girls scream

Manon de Sources, in French class, aged 14… I remember this because it really sparked my interest in the French language, as well as my interest in French women who look like Emmannuelle Beart dancing naked in a grotto.

And Schindler's To (Do List)

I just want well behaved children.

I had steak… Rump's my favourite cut. Cheap and so much tastier than the rest. Can we agree on this?

Hmm, my U/C ration seems to be in negative equity.

Anything to cause a Styr…

Actually I've always wanted to know but been to embarrassed to ask… Can someone explain OF COCK to me?

Yep, those two roles are my points of reference for him. When he turned up on Breaking Bad, he seemed so different I had to double check that he was who I thought he was. He's definitely had a purple patch of great (if small) roles on great TV shows.