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Ahem
*clears throat*

Can't seem to buy it in the UK. Ah well, at least there's free internet porn.

He went on a cinema date with Hermione Granger and tried the popcorn trick.

Rooooooooney!
I saw them once in London, when they were supporting The Coral. It was obvious that no one in the audience had heard of them when they came on. It was also very unfortunate for them that Wayne Rooney was just starting to make a name for himself in the England football team. I never got to hear whether…

Without a clue
Michael Caine as Holmes and Ben Kingsley as Watson. The central conceit being that Watson was actually the brains behind the whole operation and Holmes was a drunken buffoon. I saw it when I was about 11 and thought it was hilarious, not sure if it stands up to another viewing though. Another spin off I…

Karate Kid 2
Is this a reboot of the original Japan-based sequel or a sequel to the reboot? I'm confused.

@Fritzy-poo… apparently Mel Gibson's next film, Cold Warrior, is about Vikings, and it's going to be in ancient Norse. Given that Apocalypto was brilliant, I'm kind of excited about this.

How about movies featuring lots of attractive naked people? Surely they can build some mainstream success off their fanboy internet following. After all, we're pitching to the same demographic here.

My Three Sons
I preferred the second season, volume one

@Jim Jimmerson… Not since McDonalds came in and bastardized the language. Before then it was all beefburgers and benders-in-a-bun down at the local Wimpy's. Having said that, I love sausage meat, and I like the sight and sound of these sausage patties.

They look more like hamburgers to me, but maybe that's because I'm English.

I haven't seen the film, but I'm told the final act pretty much misses the point of the book's ending, which is brilliant. The clue is in the title, and him being a legend is by no means a good thing.

Damn straight I am.

True fact
His mother's name is Mable. She has been widely quoted in the UK press following her son's death.

What? Are you booing my laboured gag? Tsch… I would take you seriously, but you're all fart and no poo.

Marmaduke, where art thou?
It's a shame for all those aspiring actors that Marmaduke's box office failure probably means there won't be a sequel .

Speed 2 spawned one of my favourite Simpsons' quotes. After the school bus goes out of control (after being ravaged by a gremlin, I think), Milhouse turns to Bart and says: 'It's like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat!'

Prior to the Lost finale I thought I'd watch the whole series through again. After the finale I thought what's the point? Having watched that youtube clip, I remembered what I loved about Lost and figured I'll give it another shot after all. **spoiler** I'll just have to remember to wrap it up before Christian…

So this isn't a reboot of the Ralph Fiennes/Uma Thurman masterpiece then…
After all, who could improve on that?