Wow. I already disliked Hoonigan, but to know that they were associated with “Starbucks For Pathetic Manbabies Who Buy MOLLE-Webbed Tactical Baby Carriers” is even worse

♫ You load 16 tons, what do you get ♫

God forbid that a car site actually celebrate unique cars, which (hint, hint) actually requires someone to pay for them. Why are you even here?

This is proof that taxes on the rich are too low.

True dat.

The world could probably use the late Amy Winehouse more than it needs Elon Musk.

Chrysler/Jeep owners sure seem bothered by brand reputations for some reason.

This article really sums up this site these days: clickbait headlines, garbage articles that are purely speculative. Nothing better than a blog site that covers random videos on the internet. Can you at least wait until we get a look at production version of these before you start pumping out the anti-Tesla headlines? 

But there was a good management plan. They did balance conservation and access. They just didn’t do it to the exact amount or ratio that you wanted. It’s not about what you want. If they hadn’t balanced conservation and access, you’d have a helluva lot more than 317 miles closed. Sure, it sucks not being able to go on…

While I’m not familiar with the off-roading scene in Moab, if it is anything like where I grew up it can be summarized thusly:

Ruf Yellowbird

If your personality is so shit that you need more than $280 to get laid, sounds more like “You” problem.

Get. Your. Fucking. Jeep. Out. Of. The. Goddamn. Stream. (or creek, or river)

Any plane that is flying right now took off more times than it landed.

I’ve had both The ‘Stitch and the newer Klim Hardanger one-piece suit.

Ride more, and you won’t have to worry about cleaning as much.

Not if you’re wearing motorcycle gear. Your fault if you ain’t prepared for the ride.

I gotta say this is my least favorite Gymkhana, at least from a badass driving standpoint. Wicked car though!

I mean, even if you own something else, repair costs are probably far cheaper than just the amount of inflation you’d pay over normal MSRP from three years ago. Get the $2000 repair done and drive your old car for another three years, you don’t need the new car NOW.