And if you look at anti-suffrage propaganda of the time, it is exactly the same shit used to smear feminists today. Women who wanted to vote were old and unfuckable, totally unsuitable as dick cozies and therefore worthless.

This commercial for Sandals is awfully dramatic.

Women’s suffrage is what I always go back to when I’m talking to people who don’t seem to think there’s a problem or that feminism is “too much.” Half the population at the time was not allowed to vote because they were women. What sense does that make? Why did that have to change? Do you vote? Think about not being…

“Was sex with your dad awkward?”

No no no. If you TRULY want to watch baby nerd men freak the fuck out, tell them about the all female lead “Goonies” re make.

Hmm... The only problem is that I can’t decide if Gal Gadot should be in the Hans Gruber spot or then John McClain one. I would love to hear “yipee ki-yay, motherfucker” in her accent.

i legit told this to my dad and he looked at me and he was like “i fully expect you to win a oscar writing that remake.”

GoodGoomahs?

Gal Gadot’s next project!

All lady league of extraordinary gentlemen. The goal should be to make it just as awful as the Connery one but with woman just to see how far this premise can go.

and Lethal Weapon!

Man here, can I sign this petition?

My list, in no order, for lead:

Honestly, stealing a necklace worth $100mill makes more sense than stealing from a Casino.

Only if Charlize Theron, reprising Atomic Blonde, stars. (Isn’t there supposed to be a sequel?)

I was thinking Milla Jovovich

Goodfellas or Scarface would be better shit stirring material imo.

OMG, yes, but only if it stars someone the butt-hurt fanboy crowd would hate even more, like Lupita Nyong’o or Constance Wu. Someone to appeal to their inner misogynist AND inner racist.

......Mo’Nique IS Det. John McClane!

Ann Coulter as one of Gruber’s terrorists? PLEASE?