Giving birth is heroic enough. No need to add waxing genitalia.

That ostrich wants to put its head in the sand.

We can’t change society and the emphasis media places on “conventional” beauty overnight. But shit. If we could all be a little more accepting of our imperfect selves in the meantime, wouldn’t that be great? Huh? I liked this movie even though it’s imperfect. People like shitting on Amy but I hope she keeps trying.

AND she has great taste in books. Read “The Alice Network,” guys. So good.

Loved her before. Love her now.

Here’s the thing. If Karen was likable, no one would care if she knew about the tax troubles. They’d just be like, “Man, that sucks. Let me buy you lunch and a new wig.”

I can’t relate to movie star Ben Affleck. But boy can I relate to messed up Ben Affleck with the giant, sad tattoo.

It’s been a long winter. I’m ready to see Drew eat people for laughs.

I like to believe that even Beyonce is a little over Beyonce.

Watching Rippon made me happy. Watching the other dudes fall and wonder when/if they would fall again stressed me out.

I’ve done that move. Without the ice skates.

I fully deserve both.

The Corgi is just HORSING AROUND.

Getting old rules.

And she’s still so damn young. Plenty of time for a comeback. And we’ll be here for it.

You know, I root for Lindsay. I just do.

The question should never be why don’t you want to have children. It should be why DO you want to have children.

I still think she gained a bunch of weight and then decided to get pregnant to cover up.

Cool. Let’s also try not raping the kids who aren’t athletes.

I heard the book was better.