Oh, shit. SPOILER ALERT!

Is it ok to judge a book by its cover if the book can’t read?

Thanks, Kim, for reminding me I need a bikini wax. And bikini.

Where does she find room for all her cats?

I love it when musicians can make me dance and also cry.

But it would be nice if Trump joined Weight Watchers.

I HATE THE PLAYERS AND I HATE THE GAME. But you are right.

Sure, it’s clever. But why we even need to justify a choice using religion is unfortunate.

There is nothing more American than worrying about shit that we don’t need to worry about and ignoring shit that will actually kill us (i.e. not wearing your seatbelt, domestic violence, heart disease).

Guess all the ribbon colors have been taken.

I know there’s plenty of hate for the Kardashians and Jenners. But can we all take a moment to thank them for making sweats so popular??????

Isn’t it nice when you don’t have to take a side?

I have enough energy to dislike both parties.

That backwards “R” has always troubled me.

They’re registered at Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.

Unpopular confession: I have said no when what I meant was, “I’m going to pretend I don’t want to have sex right away because I don’t want you to think I’m a slut but I definitely want to have sex.”

Smell my fingers. And my neck!

Unfortunate but fair point. Seems like the best solution would be for no one to harass or assault anyone. But that’s just outlandish.

Chances are, POTUS will see some familiar faces.

Maybe I’m naive, but I hope we’re getting to a place where more and more people come forward to report harassment and assault when it happens. And while the whole process can be traumatizing and doesn’t always guarantee results, not coming forward at all does guarantee that nothing will happen to the accused. And it…