I’d watch the hell out of a female led “Die Hard.”

An original story maybe????? Kind of not feeling another dude film remade with female leads and then calling it “progressive”

Showbiz Pizza: Where The POTUS Can Be A Sociopathic Man-Baby!!!

Lady people of different races too! Crazytown! Maybe one of them will be queer, that’d be BANANAS (and awesome).

I am worried about Rose. I think she needs a lot of help, after what she’s been through.

I sometimes think Rose McGowan should take a deep breath before she tweets. I also believe Meryl is probably very much in a bubble when it comes to her day-to-day life.

Josh and Keith are the voices I hear in my head when I’m about to do something stupid. “But little did she know, checking her text messages in the shower would lead to something so heinous...”

I’m hearing Keith Morrison’s voice over a montage of these photos on Dateline NBC: “Two young women, using their beauty in an online race for popularity. It was all fun until one day that race took a sinister turn when Jennifer/Rosie picked up bedazzled pickaxe and the glamour shot became a mugshot.”

Or could it be that only a few companies are offering them the same choices for their #sponcon and they have similar taste?

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

Moore on that horse reminds me of Countess Luann on a camel.

Were going to find out the Sassy was a stallion who sowed his oats in Vietnamese whorehouses during the war.

Yeah, but is the horse Jewish?

The Moore campaign finally finds someone who’s likable and ethical. Figures that Roy tries to upstage her and doesn’t let her speak, and that she’s trying as hard as she can to get away from him.

Mine: ugh.

On the ballot where it said “Do Not Write in This Space” the President wrote, “OK.”

My word had been: refill.

I DON’T CARE HOW OLD THIS MEME IS I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF GRUMPY CAT.

That’s basically what the Oatmeal recommends.

So they Don’t Speak?