And she got the idea because her abusive dad tried to molest her to see if she’d been having sex with the boys. That scene is so intense and horrible and THAT’S where Bev gets her big idea? That’s the part that bothers me the most, in a way.
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when I read the book, it just seemed so out of place it was as if King put it in there simply because he ran out of other ways to try to shock people.
Move to Hawaii. You can wear them all year, and anywhere. A pretty floral print and you have a nice mu’umu’u. In spite of what people think, a mu’umu’u is not just any old baggy dress. I grew up in Hawaii and I had a wardrobe of gorgeous mu’umu’u for any occasion, even a cotton velveteen one for “winter” (anything…
LOVE bitch Sesh.
Dallas is pretty good tbh and Auckland is batshit in a good way
Dallas is phenomenal. Leanne is coming for the Vickis and NeNes of the Housewife world.
God, Jezebel is my only outlet to analyze in depth... I need a housewives buddy!!
I would also like to nominate Luann and Alex’s “Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes” moment in Morocco for Vol 2.
Saving it for Vol. 2.
“It was you!”
I love that Camille never learned how to not dance like she was still on Club MTV.
AL SHARPTON!
Scary Island. Ramona was renewing her vows (because 17 is a huge anniversary year...?) and brought Sonja (who was brand new to the show and seemed very cool and normal at the time), Alex, Kelly, and Bethenny (who was pregnant) to St. Barths as some sort of bachelorette or some shit. Kelly went absolutely APE SHIT and…
Scary Island rules!
I can’t star a Mariah Carey article that does not refer to her as The Elusive Chanteuse.
I love the name Viola Longacre. That is all.
Dorinda is so relatable.
I think had you asked them RIGHT after the election, Ramona and Sonja would have proudly announced their Trump votes....in the midst of the EPIC shit storm he’s created, even the most shameless are embarrassed to admit it on TV. LuAnn probably would have declined either way on principle, “One does not discuss…