Yes.

Forever.

We Need To Talk About Kevin

There are similar cases on Peoples Court - well, sans defamation - that my elderly parents watch every day. Seems lots of folks don’t read contracts. Getting into wedding-related litigation just seems like bad karma for the marriage.

God you’re filling me with ALL the nostalgia. Those were the french tipped days! #CloseYourLegsToMarriedMen

She’s coming back!

You shut your mouth Kim Zolciak is a NATIONAL. TREASURE.

The best part of that name (Kash) is that Kim and Kandi actually argued about it because Kandi said she wanted to name her son Kash (she was not pregnant at the time and I’m not sure if she was even dating anyone; I can’t remember), but Kim got to it first.

Back in the halcyon days of Big Poppa.

IT’S GLANDULAR.

Even though this guy has been dead for seven years, I bet some of the half-wits in the Beyhive are still going to send him death threats.

I thought you were calling Mya messy and I was like

There have been so many Smashmouth references here in the past few days and I love it.

The casting seems especially bad this year. Lydia is a dull-witted twink, Armenian Sportscar Lady seems like she’s wandered into the wrong show, Kelly Dodd should never have been asked back for a 2nd season...

Can we all agree that Shannons trainer should never be allowed to speak to a woman ever again? NEWSFLASH BUTT PLUG: The woman clearly is depressed af about her body and literally every reaction, response or comment was meant to keep her in that place mentally. Don’t ask what David thinks?!?! David has had a pretty…

The fat shaming was the one reason I’ve stopped watching. I could barely stomach last week’s episode and I knew that I would just be a wreck if I watched this weeks.

Jack: [referring to Jenna’s weight gain] She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television.

Shark week jumped the shark.

What’s a Tia Mowry, some kind of compact car?

I tend to think that not doing stories on eating disorders at all is the path of least harm.