I’ve always thought I could run a business in Hollywood with a camper full of clothes from Old Navy where I could make stars look like normal people so that no one notices them.

Yup. People as famous as him (J.Lo, Kardashians, J.Law, T. Swift, Pitt, Jolie) fly private for a reason. Can you imagine the fucking mayhem if Depp walked through an airport? An everyone on the plane would bother him for a selfie. EVERYONE. He’s an asshole but I understand his choice to fly private and would do the…

each citing supernatural incidents

If I was single, I’d jump right in there. Survive for longer than the other nannies, get enough material for a book/film deal and cash out.

You know, between Tommy Lee and Julian Assange? I might take Tommy Lee. Of course, literally the only things I know about him are the boat driving thing and the first episode of that reality show he did where he seemed pretty sweet and charming. But.....he’s maybe not a rapist? So yeah. Tommy Lee

I’m sorry Pamela but I can’t read this until you do me a favor and put something on those damn party hats

you make me feel so inadequate — could maybe rudder a dinghy at best ...

That is a talent, not a quality.

Truth. They’re happy, good for them, but STFU. I would rather read about RiRi building earwax models in her spare time than anything past “armadillo.”

YES.

Seriously. I thought he was like 50-something years old.

Hard Country Livin’.

We are united in our surprise about that. 50 would have been my guess.

I am also 41 and I have a giant forehead zit that brings the attention away from my eye wrinkles.

The fact that I’m older than Blake Shelton (not by much but still) is just one more depressing thing I learned today.

that katherine heigl blog post is chock full of REALLY HELPFUL STUFF, you guys.

Oh yeah, definitely. The guy who voices the mom on Bob’s Burgers is funny on the show (as in, great delivery) but I don’t really like his stand-up.

I laughed the entire way through Ali Wong’s Baby Cobra. Best comedy I’ve watched on Netflix. LOVED it.

I’ve experienced that with a lot of female comedians, where I don’t really like their stand-up but I love their social media posts, interviews, and their writing for scripted comedy shows.