I only made it through the first half because it was seriously unfunny. No n-word, though!

Frankly, I love a good vag joke and a good WWII joke. I will also laugh at poop, dick, fart whatever jokes. I like to laugh. I do not like women who tell other women they’re doing a bad job being women/feminists. That is rude and unhelpful.

I’m not a huge Spielberg fan, but two performances that come immediately to mind are...

Jaws.

“On Twitter, some suggested that she might not have considered the movie because it doesn’t star white actors.”

tl;dr. Lost me at the beginning with “hashtag” written out. Lost me for good when she wrote “retarded”.

Well then...Given how many people just got laid off from REAL publications, I’d say she’s going to enjoy a little unpaid vacation.

I learned a rule from a friend a while ago, and have come to believe in it 100%.

The entire movie is just an elaborate promposal.

All while Rachel Weisz raises a glass of wine in toast to them all.

Cosby supporters.

100%, 130% if andrew garfield and whoever his bff is (i can’t find the actor’s name because i don’t recall/know the character’s name) fall in love with each other and go together

I just watched one of these and they are downright silly. I was like, there is no way the new ones are going to be this fun.

Dammit, I had the perfect joke for this before I realized I mixed up Shania Twain with Sheryl Crow. Man, I feel like a moron.

Don’t forget the OG Mummy man.

I would love to see the gym/hotel decorations destroyed and he’s all, “don’t worry guys *spidey wink*” and makes a new winter wonderland using his shooters. I would love to see that, I would.

My love for Nicole and hatred for Tom have grown at about the same rate.

no because the world is unfair and mean (aka please make this movie it would be amazing. Spidey has to save THE PROM!!)

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

A college roommate of mine went to high school with him and yup, you’re right... Apparently everyone hated him then too. Mediocre rich kid who thought he was a god.