Also, please don’t drink these teas everyone is shilling. I’ve told this story before but my teenage cousin ended up in the emergency room after she had been secretly using one of those “detox” teas for weeks. Her parents and siblings were unaware and she has a preexisting gastrointestinal condition, so she got really…

As somebody who was hospitalized for strong suicidal thoughts, I’ve refused to watch this show on principle and never will.

Yes. The first installment was completely unnecessary.

I look forward to the day when I’m not considered less-than simply because of the viscous gooey residue preventing my cap from fully closing.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Yeah my thighs would have started a fire in that thing for sure.

Latex always reminds me of fruit roll-up and now I’m really craving a fruit roll-up. That dress looks delicious.

She looks good - but at the same time she looks like she won a fight with a Kardashian’s closet.

Ariel Winter makes me want to go into “uptight mom” mode. “Where do you think you’re going dressed like that Missy?” She’s going to cringe so hard at these outfits someday. She looks ready to join the Ice-capades.

Not well, b!tch!!!! Xoxoxo

How are you doing?

#blessed

Counterpoint: juice is good because it can make margaritas and screwdrivers.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

This lawsuit needs more ship-lap.

Ok, this kid is ridiculously cute

Richie says, I’m going out in a blaze’r of glory...

#neverforgetthatcostaricaisntanislandvibes

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

Caitlyn is a fascinating look into what white male privilege looks like on a woman. White women have their own sense of privilege but this Caitlyn mess is a whole different beast. She’s got like, super-duper privilege and watching her open her gob and consistently embarrass herself is one of my last remaining…