I’m too poor to know who he is.

Why pull a bathing suit up? Either get a thong bottom or pull that shit down. Wedgies for days is not my idea of a fun time at the beach.

I can’t believe I have Kardashian gossip but Scott stayed at my brother in law’s boss’s house in Park City the other week. It was drug-addled when his maid entered and there were several blonde women still in the house. I don’t think Kourtney is even his type. (Side note: the boss listed the house at $50k/week as a…

They lounged on the deck. But then Kim and Kris reportedly found out that Scott “secretly flew a girl” (not the woman pictured above) down to be with him, “put her up at a hotel where the crew was staying,” and lost their minds.

I can’t help but think how better all of our lives would have been if Bethenny’s Daddy loved her half as much as he did those fucking horses.

Bethenny Ever After did not prepare me for this terrifying version of Jason, but having been harassed by someone using a constant barrage of texts as their weapon, it is psychologically demoralizing and holy Jesus, no wonder Bethenny has been acting awful.

Quite.

Say what you will. ‘Infinite Jest’ is a great novel.

Does anyone remember the RHOBH cringey dinner party they had where they all ended up singing with him on piano. If I remember right a couple housewives were giggly and having fun and he and Yolanda got mad at them for it. That’s when I knew he was a big ole bag o’ dicks.  

GAWD their parties. I can think of nothing worse than sitting around listening to some blowhard command everyone’s undivided attention while he plays the piano.

My fave moment from RHOBH is from (I think) Yolanda’s first appearance where she’s flitting around David and cooing “My Love” constantly. She makes dinner and he takes a bite and tells her dismissively “Little salty, babe”

I wish Rich would’ve done a review of her outfits. I find them fascinating.

I’m only here for Karen. The rest can go somewhere.

This can’t be actual footage from the show, there’s no clips of them eating takeout salad

Question: Is it possible to love both LVP and Eileen? Because I do. In the feud between LVP and Eileen, I am team Lisa. But in all other regards I really like Eileen.

I have a feeling that this thread will be littered with kitty references.

Honestly, I’m just dismayed it’s taken this long for ass eating to be addressed. Pro ass eating and proud of it.

Yes, this show is the entire reason I watch reality TV. However, I only watch for Stassi.

The term ‘pap shots’ will never not make me think of gynecological photos.

“Say sorry to your friend.”