I do not enjoy sex because I have not had any in months.

Netflix and vibrators:

This is my favorite sketch comedy show! So glad it’s back. Because I take sketch comedy very seriously.

Regarding the conservatives vs feminists faux pas: I don’t care either way, as long as you keep making plus size stuff I can wear to work. People who give me dresses with pockets can do whatever they want.

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

Kids need some stability though. School and a daily routine are important.

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.

...interested in separating hippie millennials from their money.

Little known fact: he named every single one of them, including the females, Diego, Jr.

I think it’s a fair question to ask. Not all of us lesbians are gold star lesbians. I can only speak from me and my circle’s experiences but for a lot of us, that relationship with a male (no matter how far it progresses) is part of the process of knowing and understanding what feels right or realising who you are.…

scott might be a huge douche but MAN is he great TV

Could use some laser pants removal imo.

Leave a trigger warning if you’re going to post an old Gawker article! Now I’m crying!

wait... what? How did I miss this entire thing?

Disagree.

Yes. She is a badass!

I love Judge Judy. LOVE her! I don’t care how cranky, contemptuous, and eye-roll-y she gets. She’s a smart, tough, admirable lady.

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