A white bikini whilst telling everyone within hearing that you’re bleeding buckets.

I think Ramonja for the season win! Bethenny was trying very hard to get Sonja cut from the show, and all of the ladies were letting her do it. Through the sheer force of Bethenny’s cruel treatment of Sonja (I will never feel sadder than I felt watching Sonja waiting for the elevator after being berated by B in front…

*While simultaneously swigging out of a bottle of your self-branded vodka (with label facing the camera, obviously).

Better not be! Girl more than earned her keep.

When I’m at the mall and see those overly beaded but pretty dresses, I often think, where would I wear one of those other than a beauty pageant? Bravo reunion shows of course!

I’ve been waiting for this. Here’s my breakdown:

I love the ruthlessness of the producers.

What you’ve said is funny.

that’s the cutest picture of two dicks side by side I’ve ever seen

Ashly will either flip out one too many times and move out, or she will learn that Guistinna is not to be fucked with and mellow out.

Right?! She is a self aware mess. Still would’t want to be her roommate but I’d have drinks with her.

im less concerned with their size than i am with their cocksmanship - just because you have a nice car doesnt mean you can drive it.

This isn’t UCLA’s best friends dorm!!!

God I hope this happens I need a live tweeting of their entire first semester

I disagree.

Well she did say she “ wasn’t a people person”

I just wish somewhere on this email chain Ashly had said ‘I didn’t come here to make friends.’

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

(Whispers) because it’s the clown thats standing behind you. (Giggles) if you turn around...he’ll get your nose (pulls out scissors) he loves to get noses.