I know I do.

Address?

Thanks for the spoilers. I was going to have friends over to drink absinthe and watch this tomorrow morning.

But he ignores Tiffany, so she’s the lucky one

Respect. Simple really. Treat your kids as equal where appropriate.

Taco-flavored dick kisses for my Ben!

And more ass rubs and butt kisses on boats!

I wouldn’t say no to either.

Hold the phone, source. I do not think Brad Pitt was, like, on his hands and knees replacing tile and screwing new fixtures into old cabinets and screaming like, “GOD DAMN IT, ANGIE, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GOD DAMNED CHISEL” after which Angie screams back, “HOW MANY GOD DAMNED TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I NEVER…

he should follow his own advice - skew his views, and keep his lips together.

It’s a classic.

The plot for Raw, which one Jezebel staffer delicately described as “a Cannibal Holocaust,”

We’re all so jaded by The Walking Dead. Would we even faint during a real zombie/cannibal apocalypse?

Now I wanna see this movie, so clearly this publicity stunt was brilliant

who falls into cannibalism after she eats rabbit liver as part of a hazing incident in veterinarian school.

I’m fine with marketing stunts. It all adds to the legend of a movie which adds to the anticipation.

as a dairy-farming lady; i would like to invite you over to the land of diary goat milk. goaties are cuter and cleaner with milk that is easier to digest!

Yup.

The sturdiest bags are the plastic ones lined with a paper bag - now THAT is a heavy duty bag.