And SO MANY STRAWS. I might throw some directly into the ocean too.

guess why? the world didnt need a NEW streaming service. We already had Apple Music and spotify. the average user doesnt care about artist royalties. People already use one and have their playlists or saved albums or whatever on one service. you cant port them over, so it’s a bitch to change and kinda pointless cuz…

My dream: 500 million children balling up the straw wrapping paper, sticking it in the straw, and blow-gunning it into the eye of the kid sitting across from her on the bus.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

I switched to metal straws after everyone made scrunchy faces over the plastic ones. Now everyone is making scrunchy faces over how there’s no way they can be hygienic. I just want to drink my water and keep my lipstick on my lips. Ya know?

As I’ve said before, both Matt McGorry & Adrian Grenier likely have dozens of dead bodies buried in their back yard. Watch out, ladies!

OMG. Lately I feel like I have become the police of “inside feelings” vs. “outloud feelings”. There are some feelings that are NOT “outloud feelings”. I have a lot of feelings and very often they come out, but there has been some major oversharing in my circle and I feel like there needs to be some kind of online…

Seriously, I spent Saturday afternoon at the showroom of a wonderful new plus company and they are selling out of all of their pieces in all sizes, and they have only been open a few months.

$20 on her becoming a nun (not sure whether Buddhist or Catholic/Orthodox) by age 30

never before have i heard a description of a woman that was in complete opposition with myself.

What asshole takes a three year old to a Broadway show that is not based on a Disney movie?

Pretty sure they’ve seen more elaborate outfits than that at home so what’s to be impressed by.

I’m with her. And/or her body double.

and let’s not forget when she turned on Raven Symon - Weiner is really just a mediocre, entitled brat who writes pure fluff. The article is kind, Jennifer had a lot more to say on twitter at the time. She just can’t hold her tongue.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article…

Love of my life, you say?

Thereare some significant challenges to adapting runway clothes into plus sizes. It’s not just about extra fabric but plus size (I hate that term) don’t all have bigger boobs, but some do. (Sadly not me.)

some of the patterns are better than others, and some of the peasant-inspired ones are pretty damn fly.

I think Christian is just genuinely more talented than most of the other designers. When you really know how to make clothes and are good at it you can make clothes for anyone. And that it what he did, pretty consistently.

I’m 5'2 and even my petite clothes need to be tailored. The average female height is 5'4 or 5'5 WHY ARE ALL CLOTHES MADE FOR GIANTS?

a deep aversion to air conditioning