Bethenny’s constant spewing of ‘A friend of a friend told me’ like it equals the gospel truth is beyond irritating. She’s basically saying she bases her truths on random third-hand rumours. What a paragon of truth and virtue (insert Carole eye roll here).

I have not yet watched this installment of the reunion, but I agree with you— if Jules did go on the show to get a divorce, is that really such a big deal? If that’s a way out and she can capitalize on it, why not?

That season was Luann at her very best. She was relaxed, getting laid, hilariously funny (intentionally or not), and looked her best. Her hungover, in giant shades, her sick body in a bikini and bathrobe, made me fall so deeply in love I thought my feelings would never change.

I’m from the MN and was in preschool when Jacob was abducted. We still left a light on for him, and us kids would caution each other about being out at night by just saying his name. The Wetterling family’s tragedy is definitely part of the MN psyche.

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

*grunts* Say hello to my little friends!

a full pound?! that’s nothin. i went to buffalo wild wings last week and pooped out stuff i ate in college.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

Fight or flight and lil superhero bee girl chose fight AND flight.

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

Right, because then you’ll make everyone jealous.

Kaepernick definitely wins the “bae” part, hands down. Damn! (And I understand that by objectifying him, I lose out on being “woke” but I’m ok with that.)

Wonder Woman! My dad painted the handle shiny gold for me.

Arby’s.

I feel like this going to turn out to be some insane viral marketing scheme in about another week or two.

No, thanks. If I wanted to look like a 1990s-era chola, I’d raid my cousin Isabella’s closet.

Disigned by Rih for Rih.

I had a Bionic Woman lunchbox for first grade and honestly, it was the only reason I was excited to go to my first day of “real” school. Other than my Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper, the decent into suck was progressive after that.

I had this: