“I just didn’t have another sex position in me.”

My kindergarten lunchbox was a holographic Bee Gees lunchbox. It was great and I will not apologize.

Welcome Back Kotter, in 2nd grade or so

So Madonna is crazy, too?

We had both Pele and Holly Hobbie lunchboxes! Also KISS and I-don’t-know-how-many Batmans.

Mork & Mindy for me! I loved that damn lunchbox—and clonked a kid in the head with it when he ripped the Mork and Mindy sticker off the front. Those plastic thermoses were really sturdy and made an excellent weapon.

“Wizard of Oz” right hurrr!

Team Holly Hobbie checking in!

I wonder how the monogrammed thermos business does around this time.

Confirmed.

That’s some risky business right there.

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE

You go Gretchen! Take all the money you can from them.

I think that’s a reach but I’ll accept it as fact anyway because I like it.

Am I the only one who starts reading each case and going “oh, I wonder if I’ll get this one right, I hope I get it” and then check each ruling and go “yay me!” like this is a quiz at school?

I’m going to get stoned and eat tacos.

I have gay family members and gay friends. I’m a huge advocate for anti-discrimination laws for LGBT+ people. I proudly consider myself an ally.

Darius Rucker and I would kindly thank you to not mock the music that I played at my wedding.

Why. WHY do they insist on taking their shoes off in the car? What are they trying to prove?!