Another good day for Bill Cosby.

Many of us have enjoyed the downfall of people we didn’t like to begin with. We all better brace for the downfall of many people we love. Skeletons are about to be everywhere.

Locking up my Old Milwaukee now.

This truly embodies the Christmas merchandizing spirit.

It’s a problem to do this. It’s an even bigger problem that you wanted to memorialize the moment with a photo.

SPOILER ALERT: Everybody’s fiiiiiiiiiine.

Read the headline, assumed they were dudes, and got super excited.

I feel like if I had a twin, people would think I was 60 percent more attractive.

and if you’re flat-chested, ugh. And if your chest is too big, ugh.

For the record, don’t let my boobs get in the way of doing CPR, fellas!

So we get sexually harassed because of our boobs but we don’t get CPR? Cool.

Reminds me of a guy I once dated. (itch, itch)

It’s just nice to see a 40-something white guy get some recognition for once.

I’m glad he wasn’t because boy I would feel bad!

I’m not a doctor, but if you’re well enough to post that you’re almost dying on Instagram, you’re fine.

We’re reaching the point where the list of who hasn’t been assaulted would be easier to compile.

Trump would only be upset if her “Say Yes to the Dress” ratings aren’t HUGE.

It’s ok to starve yourself if you’re an actress or model. But it’s not ok if you’re in a cult.

Didn’t recognize her without the bow.

Wow. It’s such a skill to tell people what food is delicious.