She has my admiration. I need both hands for riding my bike.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN THEY COLORIZED “IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE!”

It seems the main problem people have with pyramid schemes is that they don’t always work.

We’re just not meant to smile these days.

And she’s completely self aware. She knows all this shit is ridiculous.

A scarlet Crayola letter.

“Only if your daughter also eats one, asshole.”

So she borrowed clothes from Corey Feldman.

Joke is on you, yellow Corn Pops. YOU’RE GONNA GET EATEN.

They should have had Donna leave to go focus on being a scientologist. Get it together, writers.

You know what really hurts football? Concussions.

Wonder how many times a poor woman uses the phrase “self care.” Probably too busy doing poor people stuff like working, taking care of family, etc.

Let’s get to the hard-hitting stuff: WHAT WILL HER HALLOWEEN COSTUME BE?

Ovaries, man. Ovaries.

Here for this. I would watch Mariah watching paint dry.

Pooping in public is my Kathy Bates “Face it, girls. I’m older and have better insurance” moment from “Fried Green Tomatoes.”

They said that Weiner, a 53-year-old man, “responded to the victim’s request for sexually explicit messages not because she was a teenager but in spite of it.”

Whatever keeps him away from flying.

My, how the mighty have fallen. This show used to be something to behold, look forward to, make gifs out of. This year, it’s something we endure.

Beautiful and outspoken.