Goodbye, MyFitnessPal.

That (kind of ?) makes sense.

And was “it” taking over her father in that scene? Or was her father really the one? UNCLEAR. AND important to know. It would be very different if she had a long history of being sexually abused by her father but I don’t believe she did.

It’s not terrible for writers to write about terrible things. But it is terrible when it comes out of nowhere and doesn’t seem at all believable. Readers got to know Bev in hundreds of pages before this jarring scene. This did not ring true to Bev at all. Extremely disappointing for many, many reasons.

Ahhhhhh. I remember the days when this show was unknown and not really all that embarrassing to watch. Simpler times.

I just want to wear flowy, forgiving sundresses all year. F’in winter.

The Bitch Sesh podcast is a treasure.

There should be a Scary Island amusement park.

I believe our former president also owned a similar pair until Michelle made him get rid of them.

So she’s basically retracting “Shake it Off.”

Revealing who you vote for is unDIGnified. (Especially if it’s that moron.)

Red, white, and blue topaz.

I think we’ve seen every housewife get her vagina waxed. But politics? That’s private.

Damn, I hope this isn’t some planned gimmick. Then again, I hope for her sake it is.

Easy. Molly Shannon is the best even in schlock like this.

If it’s hand wash, GTFO. Give me cotton and breathable fabrics that still are cute any day.

Team 4H.

Yeah, and it was water in the cup so ...

One of the many reasons I’m glad I don’t have kids is because I fear I’d have to watching garbage like this. Now excuse me, I have to listen to a “Real Housewives” podcast.

What about Fashion Bug? Is that still a thing?