oh my god, that’s what it is; it’s angel slash.

Yes, that is what this article meant when we were discussing great female characters. Their bodies.

Elves aren’t known for their emotive displays, they are complex, they feel everything deep inside.

Me neither. First, it made me mad that it was so dumb. Then it made me mad that it did so much better than Deep Impact, which I liked so much more. Now it makes me mad because when it’s on, I still sit there and watch it.

brb never sleeping ever again

Someone once tried to convince me that free range chickens produce eggs that are bad for us because “they eat insects and worms and all those unnatural, dirty things”. I nodded and escaped as quickly as I politely could.

The Pixels premise is to have Adam Sandler tell a bunch of poop jokes and make millions of dollars. What’s the quote? “You’ll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public”?

As much as I love the cast and the writing, child gore makes me really uncomfortable/depressed. I’m sure its supposed to be uncomfortably gory on some level, but I’m worried it may offset the comedy too strongly/make me desensitized to something I’m not sure I want to be desensitized to.

There can be only two!

My assumption is that the paradox Eddie created caused the singularity; timelines exist as parallel entities, not a single timeline that get written over. The Flash TV show timeline now makes no sense, so poof it goes. The original unmodified timeline where barry becomes the Flash in the 2020s is out there somewhere.…

There’s no medical reason to do that. I’m a medical student and learned how to do a pelvic exam this year. Here’s how you do that ethically:

The hood is completely impossible. It wouldn’t stay up, and if it did she couldn’t see.

How in the fuckity fuck is it 2015 and some ingenious asshole hasn’t created a fake vagina specifically for this with sensors and doodads that ring a loud noise and say things out loud like “That isn’t the vagina, wrong hole moron.”

thanks for your misogyny

He goes to WizCon in Philly almost every year, and I have heard nothing but good things. He also had a Tumblr devoted to photographing all the things fans have sent/given him, thanking them by name, and has since created a book of fan art called thanks for all the niceness. People sent him disposable cameras and he…

Don’t forget Olympic gymnast Kurt Thomas in this classic martial arts film Gymkata

Mrs. Peacock is a MAN?!?

Clue is the exception. There is nothing not fantastic about Clue.

Say what you want about movies based on board games (though they almost always suck), but Clue was fantastic.

I am trying to get my friend onboard because she loves the Prison Break boys but she's resisting because she "doesn't find superheroes realistic". She might as well tell me she doesn't like things like "joy" and "fun".