I think the proper term when addressing Rep Gohmert is “Howdy Partner, where’s the lynchin’?”

I have a friend whose tribe paid for all of her college education. She’s blonde and has bright blue eyes. Hitler would consider her appearance the epitome of Arianism.

I wonder if Betsy was able to get her brother to give Trump a discount.

She’s worn the same dress for several award shows because she bought it herself for $4000 and she said she wanted to wear it until she got her money’s worth. I can completely relate to not wanting to waste $4k. Also as as a man anyone who wears heels has my sympathy. I had to wear shitty rented dress shoes for a…

Doh!

I honestly think every day, “Can you imagine the giant shit storm that would occur if Obama had done this.”

I worked at a help desk with a guy who was the least technical person ever. I installed Auto Hotkey on his profile and made it change the word “I” with his name so he always talked about himself in 1st person. That and using the phrase “thank you” replaced it with some gibberish phrase.

I predict Trump will spout off some useless bullshit that required 0 actual deep thought about how video games are bad and the video game people need to fix it, because it’s all their fault school shootings exist.

Funny, if someone stomps me in the head I think that qualifies as an attempt to cause harm. However, I’m a white 40 year old male so I’m sure it would be considered a crime in Ohio to harm my pasty white self.

When I think of simply awful nose jobs I think of Michael Jackson. I didn’t even think she had a nose job until you brought it up...and I still can’t tell.

The consistency of it would turn me off.

I ate Cuy, guinea pig, in Peru and this was a very similar taste and consistency. The place served it cut in half long ways. After chewing on it it reminded me of the bat eating scene in Three Amigos.

Venison is delicious. Had Venison in black berry sauce at Ruth’s Chris over a decade a go...still want more.

I find the texture of Liver to be disgusting, makes me gag every time. I find the flavor to be a little too irony as well. My wife loves Liver and Onions with mustard though. It’s all hers, no stealing from that plate.

I’m a ‘77 here. Defining generations by commonalities beyond the years they are born make less and less sense as time goes on. When I was shocked and upset in the theater that Optimus Prime died in the 1986 film, others in my generation where graduating from college. What does a 9 year old have in common with a 20…

They should just call them casseroles. Delicious casseroles, but not pizza.

Preach!

I’ve tried coffee. I’ve tried to make coffee taste not like coffee and it has never worked. Coffee candy, tastes like coffee. Tiramisu...coffee. Mocha that is 2/3 chocolate...coffee. Anything with coffee in it tastes like coffee, and since coffee tastes like liquid earwax I prefer Diet Coke as it actually tastes good.

I was forced to do a spin class once for gym in college. They kept telling me to increase the resistance. I was having none of that nonsense, I so didn’t want to be there.

I now want to see a movie about Teddy Roosevelt where the soundtrack includes DMX and Beastie Boys Sabotage. I imagine fight scenes like the ones from Kingsmen.