Was I the only person wishing people in the restaurant would have burst out laughing when she ran into the door?

I spent hours watching people play Mortal Kombat at the arcade in high school. I would go over to a friends house and hang out while people played Madden(which is amazing since I loathe football and I barely understand any rules.) I’m 38 and watch Twitch, because I find the commentary and interaction with people fun,…

Lupin is the only anime I actually like. I’m weird like that.

Lost Highway

I’ve said that, but as a joke. Also Hot Dogs without mustard are a travesty.

God Dammit, Men have only had the last 12,000 or so years to enjoy all the stuff now woman want to butt in. It’s frustrating to have to share after having so little time to enjoy it.

Yep, same here. I never drank until college. Never did more than kiss a girl during high school. Never did any drugs until college. All my friends and I did was watch movies at someone’s house, or go to the movie theater. There was also the hanging out at the mall and eating late night taco bell. I missed curfew only…

There was a Subway right next to an adult store I used to go to(before internet porn was free). The subway smell permeated the premises. To this day Subway smells like porn.

We used to call them the AT-AT’s. Still love those.

I loathe BWI. It’s always cheaper to fly from there or to there, but the hellish traffic makes any savings in money negligible.

It's like Rocky 4. In the 80s it was great. Now you watch it and it's so pro USA cold war propaganda. it makes you laugh.

I always just made it clear to anyone getting married, I won't show up unless I'm in the wedding party(therefore obligated.) I don't like weddings, the food sucks at receptions, I don't do the chicken dance or electric slide, and I don't drink. Save your money and elope.

When I used to work at an electronics store I had a customer come in and ask for a wire. I asked what kind of wire? She said the one for her computer. I asked did you need sata cable, ethernet, phone...? She looked at me like I was an idiot, and said the wire that goes into the wall. I finally figured out she…

I had an acquaintance in college tell me he used the line, "Nice shoes, want to fuck?" he said it worked 1 out of 100 times, but he used it ALL the time so he got laid. Maybe dick picks are like the shotgun approach, fire it off enough and it's bound to work sometime.

That was my impression. I was amazed I got into JMU when I did. There was a definite pro-male bias in the application process. Of course I do remember something like 30% of the male floors of Eagle not coming back after the 1st semester

JMU is the safety school? Funny it was GMU when I was there.

But, but it works in the Movies!!!