I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

She went to “Vandegrift High School.” It’s right there on the tin.

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

They helped transform Wrigleyville from a naturally grown douche-bro neighborhood into a boring-as-fuck, cookie cutter, half-mile-long-ESPNZone, douche-bro neighborhood; and it’s amazing how much worse that is. 

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

Slapping your face on Darnolds would definitely get you a few sick days

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

Amateurs.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

“we failed to resolve [the incident] in a way that made either side feel supported,”

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.