The “I wonder how Bryce is feeling tonight from his couch? har har har!” posts after the NLCS were arguably the worst.

This team just won the pennant and you’re online shit posting about a player who signed with a different team in the offseason?.

This could be a ghost story or just a creepy as hell story, depending on whether you believe in ghosts or not.

Several years ago, I was studying for the Chartered Financial Analyst exams and it’s about as fun as it sounds. It requires spending a lot of free time in quiet places studying, reading,…

Oh I got one guy on FB this morning mewing about “all the emotions!” he felt while watching this game and how Harper never gave this team a single moment like Soto did last night. But this poor herb really took it personally when Harper signed with the Phillies.

Look, all I’m asking is that we call this The Grisham Boner from now on, OK?

Gotta imagine everyone in that locker room knows the bullpen remains very rickety and it all very well might end with an 8th inning implosion against the Brewers. In fact, as a Nats fan, I’ve spent much of the time after the All Star Break preparing for that eventuality. At this point, it’s just best practice.

But to…

I took those tweets/emojis to be a too-obscure reference to the adage of rats jumping off a sinking ship?

“That’s right, brother. I’m coming to kiss YOU.”

Would I say “we” when referring to the teams I follow? No. Would I be a dick to someone who does, if they’re not being obnoxious about it (see: Seahawks and St. Louis Cardinals fans)? Also no. It’s just sports, and can be enjoyed in various ways. If everyone is having a good time, why piss on the parade?

Best cheap…

I, for one, am very excited for MLBTV’s next iteration: MLB Monte Carlo, wherein you just watch an Excel file self calculate hundreds of thousands of games per hour.

Does this look stupid? Yes, super stupid. But I would suggest that maybe what we’ve got here is actually a very stupid trailer that is trying too hard to conceal plot twists.

Here is my unsupported guess about the actual plot of the season:
1. Data/pattern recognition nerd Ryan links instability in Venezuela and other…

Not sure what the best(worst) part of this right wing wet dream might be, but holding a contest where the winner only need reach some mediocre level of success to get a reward (don’t worry Chad, you only need get 4 of 5 right; no need to distinguish yourself) is very on-brand.

Came here to write this, am not dissatisfied to find someone else has these same reactions every time those ads run.

Fairly sure this is staged, which is pretty ghoulish, but very on brand for these high tech carnival barkers.

Best part is as Puig walks off the field, he shakes his head in disappointment that anyone would make such a blunder.

This seems to be the product of the worst brainstorming session in history.

When the players are tossing warm up before the game is pretty cool too, for this phenomenon. They’ll start out like 60 ft apart and one dude just starts taking steps back as they toss, until they’re tossing back and forth from the foul line to past CF. It’s transfixing to watch.

  I thought I had seen this sniffy quotation somewhere else...

Sorry for what may be a dumb question but, what’s the difference between “left field” and “oppo overall” and vice versa for RF and pull overall?

My undeserved foul ball story:

Chris, what this post needs is some insight from an expert on the Unwritten Rules of Baseball, preferrably Brian McCann or someone of similar repute. Otherwise I have no way to know which of these players “needs to play the game the right way” or “needs to pay their dues” and so on.