This is about the only thing involving the Nationals I’m willing to watch right now.

And here I thought I was the only one who valiantly tries to inspire my co-workers by screaming obscenities at them following my own accomplishments.

See, HR? When I yelled, “Eat shit, Craig!” after our boss agreed with a point I made in a meeting, it was an inside thing.

She got $26k for the ring and hair. But look who bought it...

Cloud: Ozuna looks like a dingus and did a hard face plant on the warning track.

Silver Lining: the ball bounced up and over for an automatic double, rather than bouncing off the wall and rolling 40 feet away in which case you’d be looking at an inside the park HR.

Sacrificing your kids’ trust on the altar of clicks. Social media is a vengeful, insatiable god.

Extremely underrated comment, this.

I 100% agree with this. I would only add that the other Housewives have continually and, in some cases (coughKylecough) repeatedly, fallen into Vanderpump’s traps. We’re on season 9 of this show now, so there’s no excuse for going into something as fraught as this dog scandal without one’s eyes wide open. You’d have…

The 12 Plea Deals of Christmas

Can one live without it? Yes, of course. But it does make it easier when I’m doing dishes and if you just use common sense in what you put into it, you’re fine. It’s a convenience, not a necessity.

The only things that go down our disposal are small pieces of food when I’m doing dishes/pots and pans. That’s after I…

Wait, if the “jury” was made up of friends and family, how did she not realize something was up when she walked in and EVERYONE on the jury were people both she and her fiance (presumably) knew?

Totally staged. I rest my case your honor. *Law & Order sound effect*

As long as they don’t get rid of Ghost Adventures. Nothing like seeing a group of grown men scare themselves in the dark as they come up with increasingly stupid “explanations” for creaky houses and wind.

“Could these sounds be the dead girl using the well-known psychic energy properties of water and lead paint to…

Thank you! I live a couple miles from the coal terminal at the Port of Baltimore and at least once a day a long train of Appalachian coal comes by on its way to the terminal. I’ve always wondered how they unload so many cars efficiently.

*The More You Know GIF*

I’ve moved some or all of my library a few times now, including back and forth across the Atlantic, and honestly that process was far easier than arranging to move our upright piano across town a few years ago when we moved into our current house.

Piano movers/tuners are logistical masters!

Yes, it’s a guideline.

Full disclosure: I’ve not read Kondo’s book, nor seen the Netflix show.

Came here to say this.

But for real, if you aren’t watching Holiday Baking Championship and the holiday version of the Great British Baking Show, you’re missing a metric ton of holiday spirit. They’re both delightful.

I’ve definitely encountered 2, 4, and 5 in my office, in addition to the dumpster-dwellers who never wash their hands. I don’t know what some of these guys are eating to make them shit with the force of plastic explosives detonating out their asses, but it’s constant. At least weekly, one of the stalls will be a crime…

This comment is the real MVP.

*chef kissing GIF*

This is essentially the correct answer. It has less to do with Amazon running everyone around needlessly (although this was the case, as places like Baltimore or Indianapolis or Omaha never had a shot) and more that Amazon probably realized the economic realities of attracting and retaining all that high-paid talent…