Somebody once said something along the lines of they don’t want to cut back to help the environment, they want you to cut back.

To me Leo is the worst offender. He’s made being an eco-warrior a part of his brand. Yet he’s constantly seen flying by private jet to party on a yacht with a bunch of friends and 20 year old supermodels. Environmental issues are a safe cause for rich white celebrities. You don’t have to interact with impoverished…

Look at the lady in the first row next to Adam Silver. That is serial killer level of chill.

“Unions are for Pussies”

I love when dipshits talk tough in service of cutting their own dicks off. Bravo, you futon stains.

For years I’ve insisted they should at least put a row of NBA players, including Shaq, on the edge of the mat so they can wild the fuck out ay time  Biles or Raisman does something nutz.

I wish she’d done that at an And1 gymnastics meet so they could’ve stopped the performance and had the crowd rush the mat with everybody going “OHHHHAAHHHH!!” and the on-floor MC yelling “IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!! SIT DOWN RUSSELL WESTBROOK!!” and the whole thing dissolving into delirious chaos

H/T to former Deadspin video editor Tim Burke for showing Simone’s routine in super slo-mo.

This is my chance to be the person that knows the niche sport and throws stuff out there no one gives a fuck about.

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

counterpoint: fuck the cubs

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

For years my dad gave my son either Eggos in a LEGO box or LEGO in an Eggo box. Also once Eggo socks in a LEGO box. Did you know they make Eggo socks?

How many more have to die before we finally do something about Sean Penn?

Alaska is pretty easy to get killed in if you go in with certain personal attributes.  

That bus is a sad monument to a sad story.

MLB docked them 2 runs for their unwritten rules violations

As a Pirates fan, yes, the Pirates booth is an embarrassment, but, frankly, wouldn’t you be testy if you were Greg Brown?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

because in the previous inning, he rifled a shot to home plate to keep the runner at 3rd in place. That shoulda put the Fear of Puig into all STL baserunners, but Bader gonna Bader.

Also, the Cards had a 3 run lead mostly b/c Puig didn’t hit the cutoff man in that aforementioned throw home. Playing with house money in…