LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

Once upon a time, being ‘liberal’ just meant, in part, that you considered the rights and wishes of marginalized people. The right-wingers seized the battleground and turned it into a slur.

I like the assumption that a Wisconsin team would use a mythical creature as their mascot: a skinny person from that state.

Devil made him(self) do it

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

which is especially a shame because there are lots of really great PBP and color guys in the sport (Orsillo, Krukow, Kuiper, Eckersly, O’Brien, Remy, Darling, Hernandez - hell, I even love TV A-Rod, and plenty others) and the big networks spent years trying to force Joe Buck and Joe Morgan and other old fuds down our…

Great stuff, Mr. Ratto.

“I mean, I don’t really follow any team, but I’ll go to a game if the ticket is free and it’s nice out, also can you pick me up on your way?” - The Commish

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

According to the unwritten rules Pillar gets to charge the mound via Media Mail.

If you've ever been in a ballpark, or better yet, on the field to see someone make a throw like this, it's one of the most insane physical feats one can witness. It sounds so dumb, but the ball seems to warp and move through space in a way that seems impossible. It's also very disheartening when trying to walk onto…

Why isn't that angle available all the time?

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

Phil Neville is something of a cunt, I read that hotel story this morning thinking there might be something to it and realized halfway through that Phil Neville is something of a cunt.