There Are Four Lights

6/30/19

One thing I hate about writers is when they write something that causes a swift and broad backlash, and their defense is “You misunderstood what I meant,” as if that is a valid defense for a person whose job it is to convey ideas to third-parties via the written word. I write for a living, and if someone who is…

6/28/19

Yeah, you may have wanted to keep that comment in your head because you come off sounding condescending as hell, and this just makes you look like a goon.

6/26/19

6/25/19

Why the fuck is it so hard to get people to take your money? I’m flabbergasted by this phenomenon when it comes to contractors.

6/25/19

I haven’t played organized sports since high school, but God yes on the on-time thing. Even beyond that, the saying “80% of success is showing up,” is so very true. I can’t tell you how many times I have hired somebody or selected a contractor, landscaper, realtor, or something similar because the other three people…

6/25/19

Never made it to the NFL, but I played 5 seasons in college for a Pac-12 school. I feel you on the “trying to assimilate” front. For years after graduation I would get anxiety at work if I happened to be one of the only people in the common room of the office. My mind would immediately assume I was missing a meeting…

6/24/19

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

6/23/19

“I don’t disagree with [the notion] that they’re being exploited, but I think it’s for the betterment of everybody,” he adds. “I know it sounds crazy … I think there’s a middle ground...”

6/22/19

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

6/22/19

That kid looks like the “edgy” character the Sandlot remake needs

6/21/19

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

6/21/19

In order, those songs are: “Under The Sea,” “(Sittin’ On) The Dock of the Bay,” “Smoke on the Water,” “Cake by the Ocean” (a powerfully horny song if you read the lyrics), and “The Ocean.” Lovely. Ruehle was prepared for every situation:

6/21/19

Dieter Ruehle is AWESOME. (he’s also the LA Kings organist).

6/21/19

This is what happens when worlds collide...

6/17/19

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

6/16/19

WHOOOOOSH!

6/13/19

In an era where beloved figures are being revealed as giant pieces of shit, it’s nice when, every once in a while, someone you already hate turns out to truly be dogshit.

6/12/19

I love Keanu Reeves as much as the next normal person. Not an obsessive stan but he truly seems to be a good guy and I enjoy seeing him in things.

6/12/19

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,”

6/9/19

The appropriate reaction would’ve been similar to that of Dodger Ross Stripling when Christian Yelich took a pretty good pitch of his and put it in the stands.