Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

The accents didn’t bother me. The show assumes you’re smart enough to realize that these people are actually speaking in Russian to each other, and it’s in english because it’s an english-language show. The phone call segment from the first episode reinforced that. 

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

I know, right. He’s quickly sliding into my “player who plays against my team but who is so awesome I like him anyway” category. 

His footwork is amazing. This isn’t one of those where he can set himself and get a running start at the throw. The catch takes him back to the wall and the he bounces forward into the throw. So impressive. 

Wait until he learns the there’s a NEW Mexico!

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . .

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the foul ball, and lose his own soul?

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

I have spent more than 45 days on every major island over the span of eight winters or so and every time before I leave someone asks me what my plans are and my reply is always: “Come back alive....”. They give me a strange look and I shrug. Those islands are beautiful but downright relentlessly dangerous.

And the very next part, too:

You asked so kindly, so sure.

Just like the Mortgage Crisis, the 2016 White Sox are another example of moral hazard.

I sincerely believe this is one of the very worst plays in baseball history.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Not sure what shower girl did, but middle two did nothing but shriek. Downstairs, you the real MVP.