member that time paul dirac hung 50 points on feynman? what a game.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in…

I can see you

What’s that old saying? When one door falls on you...something something.

Trump probably just wanted to learn how boxers make their hands look so big.

Listen, that’s just a list of everyone’s favorite foods.

In this market, you have to move fast to capitalize on potential gains within cultural subsets. If you aren’t doing community-based targeting strategies, you’re losing out on potential gains in market share. I am dead inside, there is only market share.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

I thought a little guy on a cloud with a fishing rod is supposed to fly in and put you back on the track.

My wife will sometimes watch or attend sporting events with me, and she always enjoys it. Although, she enjoys it in the way an anthropologist would enjoy using a time machine to observe a ritualistic gathering of cave men.

Also, that was a dad joke. Vader is a dad.

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

Kris got the name by marrying Gul Dukat, right?

I’m gonna be honest: I’ve forgotten which Cardassian is which, other than Kim.

White guy to white guy:

It’s hard to believe that he was the Valedictorian of the Texas A&M class of 2016.

You’re renting your TV from a different Aaron.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.