Excellent list.

He is amazing in it :). One of the (many) things wrong with that movie is that most of the cast/ crew can’t seem to decide if it is supposed to be a drama or a comedy, and so it never really comes across as either. Alan Rickman was like “Yup, it’s a comedy” and proceeded to give the most hammy, wonderful performance…

Reminds me of a great episode of Newsradio. The Andy Dick character loved an old show, and his boss gave him a collection of the episodes. When others got “better” gifts and he was disappointed, the boss told him he gave him not just the episodes, but also the RIGHTS to the show.He bought him the whole show. 

Nice haul and all but I’m going to have to win to Erin purely because of the card Snoop wrote.

Oh man, when I eventually see Pop get emotional over this, I’m going to turn to fucking ribbons.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

He’s gonna be doing this head first when the Bills hire Jeff Fisher.

We should start an atheist religious Christmas song enthusiasts club. I actually took my kids to a Christmas concert at my mom’s church today and my 5 year old asked her if a picture of Jesus was “Santa when he was young”.

“Army”, in this game, is short for the United States Military Academy at West Point. Not the United States Army itself

To be fair, this is a man who knows a few things about sub-par football.

Matt Damon already, inexplicably, has top-billing ...so I have no hope of this film not completely sucking.

That bear crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

Also always remember to never go to an NFL game.

I’d say Ocean’s 13 is the Last Crusade to Ocean’s 11's Raiders; Ocean’s 12 is the Temple of Doom. I would not say it was so terrible as to be Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, though.

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

You make an interesting point here. In fact, in the 2001 Ocean’s Eleven, when Rusty (Brad Pitt), sees Tess (Julia Roberts) for the first time, he’s pretty annoyed and confronts Danny (George Clooney) about it, asking whether this is all some scheme to get her back.

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

To the last part, fortunately I’ve never run into that. You get a small group of people who know each other. For a newb like myself, the best players are the most helpful because they can set up rallies for me to learn rather than just stick a dagger in my back every point.