You know who *else* came up with a convenient, automated, albeit expensive way to dispose of the remains after finishing off the juice ...

How is this SO CLOSE and yet not called JuiceBro?

What? No Mulatto Trump?

Did you interview Adnan Khashoggi?

My comment is revenue-neutral!

I think you mean suturing

They should have converted him to a setup reliever after his Tommy John surgery.

Huddle did 59:11

Nomination for a new entry in the Gawker Bestiary of Trump Epithets: “Vanilla Shortage”

Pictured: Rahm Emanuel’s soul

‘The Passion, which “uses contemporary hits to tell the story of Jesus Christ,”’