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So did Ted Cruz, according to his roommate

Make America Demolish Disco Again!

the most exceptional nation on earth

If they don’t have claw marks, they’re cat paw prints

I was expecting a tattoo of a screengrab from Hulk Hogan’s sex tape

I always imagine that “purity balls” is pronounced with a silent “i.”

I always thought Nancy Grace was a #HotCupofPoison

Exhibit A: Sarah Palin

A pity no one made a series of black and yellow videos showing the horrors of Brexit

Like when LeBrexit James left Miami

Par 3

Donald Will Lose in the Trumpest Way

Make America Eat Shit Again

Make America Relegate Again

Email of the week submitted by Corey from New Hampshire

Stephen A Smith thinks she’d make the perfect NBA wife

Maybe we should send one of OBAMA’S GUBMINT GUILLOTINES to him.

(Srsly, that’s a thing now among the rightwing mouthbreathers: Obama’s bought thousands of guillotines and is going to start beheading white folks.)

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