So did Ted Cruz, according to his roommate
Make America Demolish Disco Again!
the most exceptional nation on earth
If they don’t have claw marks, they’re cat paw prints
I was expecting a tattoo of a screengrab from Hulk Hogan’s sex tape
I always imagine that “purity balls” is pronounced with a silent “i.”
I always thought Nancy Grace was a #HotCupofPoison
“Tim Lee, the asshat county chairman who helped push the stadium funding through, is facing the very real possibility of getting voted out of office next month.”
Exhibit A: Sarah Palin
A pity no one made a series of black and yellow videos showing the horrors of Brexit
Like when LeBrexit James left Miami
Par 3
Donald Will Lose in the Trumpest Way
Make America Eat Shit Again
Make America Relegate Again
Email of the week submitted by Corey from New Hampshire
Stephen A Smith thinks she’d make the perfect NBA wife
Maybe we should send one of OBAMA’S GUBMINT GUILLOTINES to him.
(Srsly, that’s a thing now among the rightwing mouthbreathers: Obama’s bought thousands of guillotines and is going to start beheading white folks.)
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