Be thankful. I mailed away 10 boxtops from Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, and they instead mailed me a Mark Millar. Not the action figure, the real thing. He keeps dragging his butt across the carpet, and he savagely bit the UPS guy this afternoon. He hates his crate and howls obscenities the whole time he's in there.

I hope Cook is self-aware of his public persona enough to really lean into playing Robbie, warts and all.

Dang doubting hoopleheads!

You don't remember? Uh, oh. Ummm, so about your pet giant rabbit… you should sit down for this…

No, but oddly it will include Leonard Parker, ex-CIA spy/restaurateur.

Senior Art Director: Rob Liefeld

With Warrick Davis reprising his role as the Leprechaun.

And then Dee is woken up by her best friend Mr. Snuffleupagus to find herself on Sesame Street.

"The tests came back positive. I'm afraid all those years of armadillos in your trousers have given you leprosy of the cock."

Cockpuncher 2: The Cocksassin

Yeah, but you also remember it being spelled Berenstein Bears. And Netflix would again like to remind you to stop requesting Sinbad's Shazaam movie.

We all wish you'd stop flying United.

"I couldn't believe how much weight lil' Wilbur lost after Brady started caring for him. On the other hand, he's less gassy now."

Me neither, but I gotta admit Frageelay made a lovely bride.

That'd be a good-paying blue collar job.

I knew I shoulda invested more heavily in Lacuna, Inc. stock. They're gonna make gillions from this fat government contract.

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

and/or Rip Hunter!

Then we damn sure aren't trying hard enough.

Excellent username/comment synergy, BTW.