Are they dressed up like The Thing and the Invisible Woman too?

Me too.

Per Trump's pledge, in order to implement one, they had to repeal two: Common Sense and Objective Facts.

Jones is old enough to remember Micronauts, so they could instead be based on Repto.

DMT ELVES VOMIT

"That's not cinnamon, that's castoreum!!!"

Willamina Lightbody: "Oh, no, no, I can't eat fifteen gallons of yoghurt."
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: "Oh, it's not going in that end, Miss Lightbody." {cue porn bass riff}

I had a proboscis shoved down my throat earlier

Bannon whispers in Trump's ear that it should be made out of actual Dysons: Neil deGrasse, undead Sir Frank Watson, James "proper amount of suction"…

The voice in the white dialogue boxes or the voice in the yellow dialogue boxes?

Don't worry, in the season finale, the anti-anti-hero The Possum eats The Tick.

Suddenly, Trump is now really interested in Pokémon.

That's only because he had superpowers from being bitten by a radioactive tardigrade.

{curtain drops, obscuring scene of AV Clubbers lining up to shotgun a Dik (an act which is still illegal in 7 states)}

It's a D&D joke. Madonna, being an undead lich, is nigh undestroyable unless the adventurers/murder hobos also find and destroy the lich's phylactery, which is the repository for the lich's soul. Destroying a lich's physical form without destroying it's phylactery means the lich physically rejuvenates at full "health"…

Robinson is still alive; did they kill off Garak in Star Trek?

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Conspiracy Theorists?

Chensaw sounds like a Cherry Darling's new partner with chainsaw arm played by Joan Chen in a Planet Terror sequel.

I hope the crab wasn't alive after exploding.

Elim Garak is too fierce to play Madonna. And has much better fashion sense.