I originally pictured Lance Henriksen as Hinzelmann, but more and more, I'd rather cast John Mahoney (from Frasier) both because I think he'd do a great job, and because it'd really fuck with the non-book readers heads.

That classic scene with Lucy and Ethel as the slaughtering line keeps speeding up still cracks me up.

Ugh, the New God of Spam!

Are we sure Steve Moore is a separate person and not just some Multiplicity copy of a copy of Alan Moore?

KANEDA!

Can you turn tears into wine? Um, asking for a friend.

IMDB says she is also in the upcoming Netflix series, GLOW with Alison Brie.

Holy crap, how batsh!t would this version of Cliff Clavin be?

And then dissenters at their custody proceedings in turn get proceedings initiated against them…. This could start off a chain reaction of getting thousands of kids into much healthier homes.

Still more credible than Alex Jones.

I assumed Buzz meant relieved in the "Trump's Russian hookers" sense.

Kurt Wagner and Emeril teleport into a bar…

♫♪ "If you're wondering how school kids eat and read,
And learn science and math, (La-la-la!)
Just repeat to yourself, 'It's Betsy DeVos,
And Trump's a sociopath." ♫♪

It's true! Netflix's Marvel shows are in on it too!

Most Extra terrestrials have also been interviewed by Mario Lopez.

When drunk farmers on John Deeres get bored, these kind of house hijinks will happen.

Now we just have to make due with our setting phones on vibrate.

♫♪ "Who's down with O-C-P?" ♫♪

She is like the Teselecta from Doctor Who, with a full crew. They can run for months without needing to take on supplies or returning to port.

They have a Boobmerang channel?! You had my curiosity… but now you have my attention.