It'd be ironic if Baio becomes the source of an immortal line of cancer cells.

I think Moran probably made the best choices she could in trying to alleviate her pain while having no career and no options. Fame with no money really really grinds even the best of people down.

I think Baio is doing reasonably well financially, but the sexist anti-LGBT bullsh!t that frequently drops from his mouth indicates he definitely didn't turn out fine. (But I don't blame the show for that.)

I think Charles is deeply into Chachi… while fantasizing about Willie Ames in the Bibleman rubber costume.

Hold the door!!!

Chachi is addicted to being a whiny f!ck-you-got-mine white guy. His rot is on the inside.

Or as Floridians refer to him: The Angel of Death.

It this point in his life, I suspect with Nuge it's now kill it, then fuck it.

Nah. His dad overused the "got your nose" thing too many times, and now Everyteen sees right through those kind of tricks.

Nah. Microwave technician Matt is already on it.

The Pain Box is just the bathroom stall.

Oh God, you just made me realize Sterling Archer's son is going to call himself Babou.

Conversely, Jeff Sessions looks like the world's most racist Shrinky Dink.

So, in an adult diaper?

I can't get enough of the pixelated adventures of Mario Bernie and Luigi Bernie.

Lizard person with the half-fiend template (only a +1 CR bump)

Close. He's playing an alien in the body of the host of a show that plays clips of talk shows.

That sounds like one of the Daleks' most common nightmares, so they probably have a word for it too.

I thought they saved defenestration for Russians with connections to the Trump campaign.

On the other hand, I'm morbidly curious enough to tune in to hatewatch the pressure morph Carlson into Gollum over a six month span or so.