{waves hand} This is not the special features we were looking for. Move along. [/Kenobi]

Yep, just step into this completely safe machine, and we'll have you reverse-Rachel Dolezal-ed in no time.

Nah, Batali announced he was a Clinton (and AHA/Obamacare) supporter.

"Walking a mile in their crocs" is also when the Florida mafia would drop off a guy needing wacking out into the Everglades.

I'm sure if you approached the Russians, they could probably get you a job there.

That and trying to file articles bylined to Little Bobby Tables.

I would be so in for Rose McIver as an action superstar in summer/blockbuster movies.

Now I want to see Punisher kill the Mayhem dude from the insurance commercials.

This sounds just like that recent Twix commercial.

I dunno. ST:TMP and alcoholic beverages? By the time the plane had landed, they'd need doctors to bring the passengers out of that induced coma.

Someone shook the cereal box well, so the gun nuts are now more evenly distributed amongst the flakes, bits of fruit, marshmallows, legally-allowed amounts of insect parts, and no-longer-included-anymore toy surprise.

"…Can two hateful assholes share a puppet without driving each other crazy?" {cue sitcom theme music}

If I can't have more UrbanDredd, I'm quite happy to get UrbanSkurge instead.

The Southern White House Big Apple Big Orange?

If that were true, Trump would already have nominated one to his Cabinet.

Please clap.

(starts a punchline about is this a Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame for ants… gives up)

List of snubbed artists in toto ironically omits Toto.

After the upcoming Justice League movie is released, Steppenwolf will likely be banned from the R&RHoF.

TIL Nugent is a furry.