If I don't want to completely buy in, can I just do a time share thing?

Cate is your Cato?

Which is ironic, given Trump himself is a bedbug swarm in a person skinsuit.

On the plus side, she seems likely to get Spidey powers. On the down side, I've seen what lady spiders do to their boyfriends.

Well, damn, now I want an all-spider version of Deadwood. With a little jumping spider Swearengen dropping a "Cocksucker" every second or third word.

So Shulkie is a Jaeger for a pair of drifting spiders?

Or a The Bachelor spin-off.

He was probably saving that pleasure for himself. Unfortunately, Ted Cruz's dad got to Grandpa Trump first…

This way to The Great Egress!

Those have such a long toxic half-life, they're buried with Atari E.T. cartridges as shielding.

Trump isn't just the founder of Objectified Japanese Translators Monthly - He's also a client!

…With the crunchy-paged porno mag still tucked inside.

The entire cast of Fox and Friends sealed in an underground tomb. (Grain storage in the upper floors optional.)

What's the R value on fetus insulation? Is it better to install roll fetus insulation, or will blown-in fetuses meet code?

{depressed monotone"} "I'm Reek Chris Christie, and I'll take your ticket please."

oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh hello there secret service

As was Hollywood producer Jon Peters! Both being right is a bit too much to take right now.

And that water heating robot will whine incessantly about how she friend-zoned it.

"I know now why you cry."

Groped, hugged, two things.