I wouldn't be too worried until she mentions Dr. Doom or Galactus.

Topple!® From the makers of Don't Whiz on the Electric Pence and 15 Possums in a Human Suit!

A water heater can waste a surprising amount of time making rude gestures with its anode rod.

It exploded with Obotmacare. Sad!

"They're heating water, they're smuggling Death Star plans, they've got bad motivators… and some, I assume, are good robot people."

Damn, biology classes in high school are even more terrible than I remember!

Me too.

"Unos, dos, tres, catorce!"

And stalking LeBeouf is a full-time job in itself.

The Last Last Remake of Beau Van Der Geste

Too bad this wasn't the final season of Trump's Celebrity Apprentice.

Yeah, that look belongs to Hat Cop (Miller) on The Expanse, definitely not a Nazi.

Taking a photo of a person captures their soul, so foodies photograph their food to capture its essence. No calories consumed means less purging in the bathroom later.

{Trump angrily tweets Freedom Caucus demanding they replace Paul Ryan with Satan as Speaker of the House}

Putter Parker? Is this some new MC2 reboot or a Renew Your Vows tie in?

{doorbell} "Who's that at the door?…"

Or the villain's dad could be James May, the MCU's mildly-villainous but delightful The Reassembler.

Could Alcopheliac drink so much that even his self-driving Uber would get a DUI?

I like it, but wouldn't the sign's top edge cut his fingers? Why didn't he just Spidey-cling to the sign with that hand?

Dik is the new MCU Rhino.