He'll just be arguing with the occasional spam bot that wanders by, and getting upset that it won't concede or agree with him.

Or, you know, it's also possible that Dr. Luke isn't the only profit-motivated asshole working for $ony.

Yeah, that plan sounds like something an infinite number of spambots randomly inputting numbers into an infinite number of spreadsheets would come up with. Except, unlike MRA trolls, red-pillers, and sea-lioners, even spambots have enough sense to know it's bullshit.

That's not even a tea enema.

…especially a wealthy one.

The asteroid is also cursed.

I've been repeatedly reminded Dr. Ben Carson is a renowned brain surgeon too, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm disturbed by how quickly that mental picture came to my mind.

It would explain a lot about Trump if he was raised on canine burial grounds.

He has to get high on his own supply. His tiny Trump hands can't open the child-proof caps on over-the-counter propaganda.

Good news for Tim Allen!

It's ok, Repubs compromised. We drug test them before they can receive taxpayer-funded punches and slaps.

I wish they'd just literally nail themselves to crosses already. Damn martyr-teasers.

CNN: BREAKING - Britain and U.S. ban most electronic devices & Tim Allen in airplane cabins

Imagine the party is gathered around a festively-decorated woodchipper… now throw in the Fox Family host.

Still not as bad as the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Yeah, I've been taken to task for pragmatically picking Clearly Evil Woman over St. Bernie too. I'm losing my ability to discern between stupid-as-fuck Lefties and sekritly-misogynistic Lefties.

Jesse Quick and Sarah flirting throughout the season might be enough to get me to start watching LoT again.

H.R. isn't nearly as enjoyable as ReverseWells or GruffWells, but I'm on board with pretty much anything that keeps Tom Cavanagh on the show.