Can Snyder's Justice League have an Aquaman with his head stuck in a six-pack ring and one limb hopelessly tangled in fishing line?

Personally, I've got no problem with whale penises.

Which is better at their job: Pennyworth or Woodhouse?

Why not Zuckerberg? - (\/) (°,,,°) (\/)

You and I would think so, but a year+ of constant Liberals vs. Lefties circular firing squads has left me more cynical than used to be.

I'm really not looking for a muppet vulpine Kellyanne hawking CarFaxt in her post-Trump media career.

It would only be a threat if it also somehow convinced them to also become politically involved. Or even just get off their asses and vote.

This is the first positive spin I've seen of that one scene from last week's episode of The Expanse.

See, Trump, if you go to prison for your many crimes, you'll end up even richer, especially if you snitch on your co-conspirators! Also, when they serve steak, they'll let you have all the catsup you want.

Punning off Specter's last name? You guys are jimcorrigible.

Sabaka! What you expect, beratna, from a tumang?

That explains all his grunting.

Tom Cruise's 1973 "Glib On" was a great song to follow up "Xenu Kin."

"When the face is a prune, action goes boom!"

Trump's surveillance delusions started either 1) after he began crushing up capacitors and resistors to snort with his adderall, or 2) the cordyceps in Bannon has started blooming with hallucinogenic spores.

He's almost certainly healthier than Il Benito Cheeto.

♫♪ Gamera! Gamera!
Gamera is really neat!
Shochu-marinated Gamera meat!
We've been eating Gamera! ♫♪

That's the secret to why Nick Cage's performance in Leaving Las Vegas is so cheery and joyful.

The pet chicken in his trousers likes salty popcorn.

Madison: "You been here FOUR HOUR! YOU GO NOW!!"