Children are still considered people for the purposes of Soylent Green and "A Modest Proposal"

Disable HTML5 Autoplay extension for Chrome, Opera, and Firefox works well for me. It doesn't stop ads or videos from displaying, just autoplaying.

ST:TNG "The Trouble with Edibles"

Trump's Wealthcare Reform Act

Out of all the dystopian futures I'd imagined, I never expected one where Undead Imperator Sessions's Xe/Blackwater goons warboys would put me Federal prison for smuggling a case of bottled water across state lines.

But thank heavens for Chuck Tingle!

Doc, is it ok to crush up Virtual Zoloft® , snort it with Imaginary Cocaine, and follow it with a Hallucinatory Whiskey chaser? Um, asking for a friend.

I haven't seen Maddow's butt, but Colbert/Raven has a sweet patootie.

I never thought of a tie as a dick bib before.

I don't think germaphobe Trump is capable of using a public toilet. But that means he might have a heart attack or aneurysm from straining to hold in his shit… which would be funny and an apt metaphor for his Twitter use.

And if this provokes Trump to get a hate-on for McDonalds, then 1) it deprives him of his "Fish Delights" and thus a small part of his happiness, and 2) it might start the avalanche which is Big Corporations vs. Tiny Trump.

{Clayface angrily tweets McCheese's McMansion address}

She's just trying to make a living. It ain't easy being a spambot when you're cobbled together from leftover bits of Kellyanne Conway and a Raspberry Pi.

Even the minutiae like typos are just more symptoms of the metastasizing cancer that is Trump and those who put him/keep him in power.

♫♪ "Hosués Cuervo, you are a friend of mine…" ♫♪

The original GotF shoulda came with a 1/2-off coupon for a therapist visit for kids who had no idea what they were about to watch.

Learn Yoda will, when Trump learns language first.

Only Kellyanne's microwave. And toaster. And her Furby with Trump hair. And the Tickle Me Elmo and half-dead Teddy Ruxpin. And the forgotten box of half-eaten now-fuzzy takeout from last month. And the mascot on her box of kid's cereal…

Wrap your Black Label bacon around the Galaxy S7 and your phone will cook it for you.

It's not even "I Fink U Freeky".