That's how it works now: TV investor -> alt-Reich asshole -> PotUS cabinet position -> psychic parasite

Tatiana Maslany spends 8 hrs in the make up chair to look like Dan Stevens.

"Rey, no, get out of the cardboard box. Rey…" {reaches for squirt bottle}

{Skywalker immediately launches into agitated rant about Ahch-To's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Rotating Time Cube}

I would have watched a prequel movie filmed like Gilliam's Brazil.

♫♪ "You're going to make it after all!" ♫♪ {throws eyepatch into air}

Alfred: "Well, all day long in the mansion I hear how great Martha is at this or how wonderful Martha did that! Martha, Martha, Martha!" {runs off weeping}

Sure we do. We just keep it untouched in a vac-sealed double-ply UV-proof bag. Also, our senses of humor have four different cover variants; I got my prismatic cover signed by Steve Allen.

So you're saying that a Hollywood studio built the well-oiled PotUS45 machine?

This seems like a possible way to get more Aiello in Hudson Hawk.

Sheez. What happens to your partner if they slather it in catsup too?

Meatloaf forever!

5 pounds of that was just torn-up small intestines the doctors had to remove.

If it follows the comics, David's father on Legion is actually his stepfather. In the comics, David's mom had a brief love affair with Xavier. After that ended, she found out she was preggers, but didn't tell Xavier.

And his army of unculled British badgers.

Trump: "Oooo…"

If they are good enough for Cyndi Lauper, that's good enough for me.

Ooo, Doublemint Twins? Kinkyyyyy.

Brian Blessed has come to save every one of us?!

No, but Гяostэd Pootч Chдяms are very popular. Mmmm, vodka-flavored marshmallows…