Ivanka's peach tea.

"180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin - 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!"

Probably just barely made his save vs a cone of cold.

I'm guessing the odds are about 50/50 Breitbart/Alex Jones will blame his death on Obama's "Deep State" too.

How much waffle syrup does one need to attempt that?

I'd watch Margot Robbie in a Carmilla remake.

He's a n- <CLANG!>

"No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande Mundo Acuático."

SPACE PANTS!

Not just bows and arrows violence neither. Just the other day, some Moore fellow robbed me pops at gunpoint, forced him to hand over all our lupins.

I think your comparison is totally unfair to vanilla.

*Huckabee then breaks into research lab, eats all the cultured HeLa tumors*

Or a regular on Hee Haw.

“No one expects the Trump Duckspeakers! Our chief weapon is being dead inside, idiocy and dead inside; two chief weapons, idiocy, dead inside, and ruthless incompetency! Er, among our chief weapons are: idiocy, dead inside, ruthless incompetency, and near fanatical devotion to the Putin! Um, I'll come in again…”

{Eric Trump pouts, is sad his dad never speculated about his breast size, decides killing another elephant might make the pain go away… for a little while}

She didn't listen to her parent's warning "Don't make faces, or yours will got stuck like that." One raised Spock eyebrow later, he parents were proven right.

Right after he got that Go-Go-Gadget-hat that can dig post holes.

If anything, I would have assumed Zod would have replaced Siri's voice with a meek Kal-El version.

PotUS 45?

"I love it, but these pants are a little tight. I've got an idea… Rrrrip! That's better!"