Gotham's villains are going to be fucked when TRUMPMAN!™ has the ACA repealed.

Surprise! Joker's mom was also named Martha.

Thank goodness TRUMPMAN has no henchfolk as competent as Henchman 21.

He could do a guest shot as the next KFC Colonel Sanders. "Introducing KFC's new IDGAF Chicken!"

I still regret not investing all my pre-Nov. 8 retirement funds in the stock market on alcoholic beverage futures .

That picture makes me want to put Stipe's beard on Bon Jovi. Or put Bon Jovi's hair on Stipe.

I know a couple people who had theirs lazered off. It supposedly works pretty well with the current lazers, especially if you're not tanned and your facial hair is dark brown or black. Leaves your face feeling a bit sunburned-feeling for a couple days or so. After a few repeats, it's pretty much permanent.

Being a girl, I can't grow a beard and never considered wanting one. But Letterman's beard looks soft, fluffy, and dignified. Now I kinda want to try a Lee press-on version or clip-on one for a couple days or so.

I dunno. You need a pretty big caliber of bullet to seriously hurt a grizzly. Anything less just really, really pisses off the bear.

[REDACTED TRUMP "JOKE"]

*Citizen Kane applause GIF* - Shia LaBeouf

"Terrible! Just found out that Luitpold had his magicians 'scry-tapp' on Trump Manor just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McWitchhuntism!"

Those two stunted legs were surgically removed decades ago. He still as the vestigial tail though.

What if this is the good picture of her?

I just assumed Stephen Miller had the same genetic mutation for mental illness that plagues Dennis Miller and Frank Miller.

Nah, she looks like Beavis' mom, who just abandoned him at Butthead's house one day, and then took off cross-country to start a new life.

Facts on, right hand. Facts off, left hand. Facts on, facts off.

How much Trix cereal do you need to steal to make a profit?

Behold, as a wild ass in Hollywood, go I forth to my work.

Someone who wins Best Actor should have it within his acting range to act like a halfway decent human being. He should think of it as method acting.