I thought he was grasping for bigly words and still angry about McCarthy's Spicey.

He probably already has mason jars of Ivanka's peach tea.

Spiner is already involved.

Orange Cheeto is frightened-but-secretly-intrigued by Дйдкott Stээl.

I dunno, the first or second* Ginger Snaps movie pinged me as at least bi-curious.

Unfortunately for us, he does think he's up to playing Stratego… with real countries and real lives.

I'm not even sure he's smart enough to be able to play 3D Candyland.

And no one remembers meeting Kislyak because his mutant power is he can turn transparent… like scotch tape.

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Foxes get rabies, so crazy like a fox still works.

Be careful, he'll be tweeting about that menace Spider-Man and his Spider-Tracers next.

The part of Gerald Ford will be played by The Asshole Known as Mike Pence. Mike Pence, who is such a huge asshole he makes Chevy Chase look nice by comparison.

I think children have more self-control and they wouldn't be gropey-rapey to women.

Yep.

Of course he believes Obama secretly recorded him; it's something he (allegedly) did to his own employees.

Tinker, Tiller, Moron, Spicey

{smacks self in face with own bludgeoning weapon… and then tries again}

TIL that there's a Russian roulette version of knifey-spoony.

So at this point, Ryan Reynolds is just a fleshsuit that Mr. Pool wears, right?

I'm too busy admixing alcoholic beverages for my own consumption. At this point, I'm racing Bannon to see which of us can kill our livers first.